Dickipedia: Michelle Obama

by The Huffington Post News Team [courtesy of Politics on HuffingtonPost.com]

Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama (born January 17, 1964) is the wife of U.S. senator, presumptive presidential candidate, and Oprah panty-moistener Barack Obama. She is also a lawyer, terrorist fist-jabber, and a dick.

More than anything else, Michelle Obama is a dick by association. That is, her dickery really isn't based on who she is, but rather the roles she selects (e.g. glorified spokesmodel), and whatever crowd it forces her to come in contact with (e.g. the entire panel of The View, with maybe the exception of Joy Behar--maybe).